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So I’ve mentioned before that I have a really great relationship with my ex-coworkers at the library. They’re pretty much used to the kinds of books I request. Yesterday, I asked for the above titles.
I really hope the born-again doesn’t end up processing these.
(Satan plus a little classic Bugs Bunny.)

So I’ve mentioned before that I have a really great relationship with my ex-coworkers at the library. They’re pretty much used to the kinds of books I request. Yesterday, I asked for the above titles.

I really hope the born-again doesn’t end up processing these.

(Satan plus a little classic Bugs Bunny.)

Ladyguide: So You Want to Start a Book Club – Part 2 | Persephone Magazine

Once all the minutia is out of the way, picking the titles is the fun part. Initially, I warn you, people might be afraid to suggest titles, because no one wants to be responsible for the book that everyone hates. I have been that person on many occasions. Once, someone almost chucked a novel at me, that’s how much they hated it. (The Monsters of Templeton, which, for the record, I liked a lot and cried through the last chapter of.)

The Books I Read Last Year: The Good, The Bad, and The Meh (Part 3)

The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms and Broken Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin

Books 1 and 2 of the Inheritance Trilogy, these two titles were among the novels I was most excited about last year. I heard about them from two glowing reviews on IO9 and picked up Hundred Thousand when I happened across it at my library.

This is exactly what happened: I came home from the library at 9 in the morning. I then read the entire first book in a breathtaking couple of hours, immediately left my house, drove back to the library and checked out the second one. I literally could not wait another day to read the next part of the story.

For the fantasy readers among us, please note this: it is a fantasy world with a POC lead, a non-Greek based mythology, with strong and vibrant female characters. Frankly, this should be enough of a selling point, but the books are fantastic in their own right.

The Books I Read Last Year: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh (Part 1) | Persephone Magazine

The Books I Read Last Year: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh (Part 1)

Demons by John Shirley

In the not-too-distant future, demons have crossed over into our world and roam freely, wreaking havoc on whatever humans have not yet died. In one part of the novel, in which we are to understand how horrific life is now that demons have invaded the earth, the President of the United States is forced to give deadly fellatio to a demon on live television. Because that is gross. And scary. Are you scared yet? Penises! Goo! Slime! Boogity boo!

There is also a lone female character in the novel who is saintly and saves us all through her mystical pregnancy, as she is possessed by spiritual entities that keep her virginal. I don’t even want to touch that one.

Books I re-read in bold. I usually re-read like a bandit, I’m surprised to see there was only one on the entire list.

1 A Farewell to Arms Ernest Hemingway

2 A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1) George R.R. Martin

3 Afterlight (Dark Ink Chronicles #1) Elle Jasper

4 Aloha from Hell (Sandman Slim, #3) Richard Kadrey

5 American Vampire Jennifer Armintrout

6 Audrey’s Door Sarah Langan

7 Austenland Shannon Hale

8 Bake! Nick Malgieri

9 Battle Royale Koushun Takami

10 Beauty Queens Libba Bray

11 Black Swan Rising (Black Swan Rising #1) Lee  Carroll

12 Blameless (The Parasol Protectorate, #3) Gail Carriger

13 Boneshaker (The Clockwork Century, #1) Cherie Priest

14 Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2) Suzanne Collins

15 Chewy Gooey Crispy Crunchy Melt-in-Your-Mouth Cookies  Alice Medrich

16 Dead Reckoning (Sookie Stackhouse, #11) Charlaine Harris

17 Defiance (Strange Angels, #4) Lili St. Crow

18 Demons (Cemetery Dance Novella Series, #9) John Shirley

19 Dominance Will Lavender

20 Fa la la la Felt: 45 Handmade Holiday Decorations Amanda Carestio

21 Framing Innocence Lynn Powell

22 Girls to the Front: The True Story of the Riot Grrrl Revolution Sara Marcus

23 Graceling (The Seven Kingdoms, #1) Kristin Cashore

24 Grave Dance (Alex Craft, #2) Kalayna Price

25 Grave Witch (Alex Craft, #1) Kalayna Price

26 Heartless (The Parasol Protectorate, #4) Gail Carriger

27 Heaven’s Spite (Jill Kismet, #5) Lilith Saintcrow

28 Homer & Langley E.L. Doctorow

29 If I Am Missing or Dead: A Sister’s Story of Love, Murder, and Liberation Janine Latus

30 If You Lived Here, You’d Be Home Now Claire LaZebnik

31 Inside Scientology: The Story of America’s Most Secretive Religion Janet Reitman

32 Ironside (The Modern Faerie Tales, #3) Holly Black

33 Kill the Dead (Sandman Slim, #2) Richard Kadrey

34 Legally Blonde Amanda Brown

35 Lips Touch: Three Times Laini Taylor

36 Middlemarch (Signet Classics) George Eliot

37 Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3) Suzanne Collins

38 Murder on the Orient Express (Hercule Poirot #10) Agatha Christie

39 Project X Jim Shepard

40 Read This Next: 500 of the Best Books You’ll Ever Read Sandra Newman

41 Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1) Richard Kadrey

42 Santa Olivia (Santa Olivia, #1) Jacqueline Carey

43 Spooky Little Girl Laurie Notaro

44 Swamplandia! Karen Russell

45 The Birthing House Christopher Ransom

46 The Boy in the Striped Pajamas John Boyne

47 The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao Junot Díaz

48 The Broken Kingdoms (The Inheritance Trilogy, #2) N.K. Jemisin

49 The Company We Keep: A Husband-and-Wife True-Life Spy Story Robert Baer

50 The Frenzy Francesca Lia Block

51 The Help Kathryn Stockett

52 The Hobbit J.R.R. Tolkien

53 The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms (The Inheritance Trilogy, #1) N.K. Jemisin

54 The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1) Suzanne Collins

55 The Iron King (Iron Fey, #1) Julie Kagawa

56 The Magnolia League (Magnolia League, #1) Katie Crouch

57 The Missing Ink (Tattoo Shop Mystery, #1) Karen E. Olson

58 The Mockingbirds (The Mockingbirds, #1) Daisy Whitney

59 The Nobodies Album Carolyn Parkhurst

60 The Poison Eaters: and Other Stories Holly Black

61 The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry Jon Ronson

62 The Shining Stephen King

63 The Twisted Thread Charlotte Bacon

64 The Unwritten, Vol. 1: Tommy Taylor and the Bogus Identity Mike Carey

65 The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox Maggie O’Farrell

66 The Wasp Factory Iain M. Banks

67 The White Tiger Aravind Adiga

68 The Woman in Black Susan Hill

69 Theories of International Politics and Zombies Daniel W. Drezner

70 This Lullaby Sarah Dessen

71 Unquiet Spirit (The Gye Journals, #3) Derek Wilson

72 Valiant (Modern Tale of Faerie Series #2) Holly Black

73 What the Dead Know Laura Lippman

74 World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War Max Brooks

75 Zombies Vs. Unicorns Holly Black

I can never decide which book I want, and I hate buying a book and then realizing halfway through that I hate it. I can’t just return it and I’ve wasted money. I wish there were a way I could just borrow a book instead.

You can borrow books and return them if you would just GO THE FUCK TO THE LIBRARY.

federov:

“The Custom of the Country”
Don’t mind me. Just some terrible Edith Wharton humor.

Love this book. Agree with accuracy of new title.

federov:

The Custom of the Country

Don’t mind me. Just some terrible Edith Wharton humor.

Love this book. Agree with accuracy of new title.

lostinhistory:

katemonkeyville:

soclingtowhatyouknow:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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I firmly believe that no lover of the vampire-romance genre should skip over the Gran of that genre, Anne Rice. For my money, the first three novels of The Vampire Chronicles is some of the greatest world-building, vampire-making, subversive-gay-plotting fiction on the market. The series becomes huge and unwieldy after a while, and Lestat goes from loveable, amoral rogue to unbearably self-absorbed jackass, but it’s a good ride while it lasts. You can also, of course, see the two terrible, horrible, no-good movies that were based on the books, Interview with a Vampire and Queen of the Damned. One is saved by a very young Kirsten Dunst as Claudia and long-hair-era Brad Pitt as Louis, while the other has Stuart Townsend in a see-through shirt. And that is the only positive thing anyone has ever had to say about that film.