So I’ve mentioned before that I have a really great relationship with my ex-coworkers at the library. They’re pretty much used to the kinds of books I request. Yesterday, I asked for the above titles.
I really hope the born-again doesn’t end up processing these.
(Satan plus a little classic Bugs Bunny.)
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Once all the minutia is out of the way, picking the titles is the fun part. Initially, I warn you, people might be afraid to suggest titles, because no one wants to be responsible for the book that everyone hates. I have been that person on many occasions. Once, someone almost chucked a novel at me, that’s how much they hated it. (The Monsters of Templeton, which, for the record, I liked a lot and cried through the last chapter of.)
The Books I Read Last Year: The Good, The Bad, and The Meh (Part 3)
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms and Broken Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin
Books 1 and 2 of the Inheritance Trilogy, these two titles were among the novels I was most excited about last year. I heard about them from two glowing reviews on IO9 and picked up Hundred Thousand when I happened across it at my library.
This is exactly what happened: I came home from the library at 9 in the morning. I then read the entire first book in a breathtaking couple of hours, immediately left my house, drove back to the library and checked out the second one. I literally could not wait another day to read the next part of the story.
For the fantasy readers among us, please note this: it is a fantasy world with a POC lead, a non-Greek based mythology, with strong and vibrant female characters. Frankly, this should be enough of a selling point, but the books are fantastic in their own right.
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The Books I Read Last Year: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh (Part 1)
Demons by John Shirley
In the not-too-distant future, demons have crossed over into our world and roam freely, wreaking havoc on whatever humans have not yet died. In one part of the novel, in which we are to understand how horrific life is now that demons have invaded the earth, the President of the United States is forced to give deadly fellatio to a demon on live television. Because that is gross. And scary. Are you scared yet? Penises! Goo! Slime! Boogity boo!
There is also a lone female character in the novel who is saintly and saves us all through her mystical pregnancy, as she is possessed by spiritual entities that keep her virginal. I don’t even want to touch that one.
Books I re-read in bold. I usually re-read like a bandit, I’m surprised to see there was only one on the entire list.
1 A Farewell to Arms Ernest Hemingway
2 A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1) George R.R. Martin
3 Afterlight (Dark Ink Chronicles #1) Elle Jasper
4 Aloha from Hell (Sandman Slim, #3) Richard Kadrey
5 American Vampire Jennifer Armintrout
6 Audrey’s Door Sarah Langan
7 Austenland Shannon Hale
8 Bake! Nick Malgieri
9 Battle Royale Koushun Takami
10 Beauty Queens Libba Bray
11 Black Swan Rising (Black Swan Rising #1) Lee Carroll
12 Blameless (The Parasol Protectorate, #3) Gail Carriger
13 Boneshaker (The Clockwork Century, #1) Cherie Priest
14 Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2) Suzanne Collins
15 Chewy Gooey Crispy Crunchy Melt-in-Your-Mouth Cookies Alice Medrich
16 Dead Reckoning (Sookie Stackhouse, #11) Charlaine Harris
17 Defiance (Strange Angels, #4) Lili St. Crow
18 Demons (Cemetery Dance Novella Series, #9) John Shirley
19 Dominance Will Lavender
20 Fa la la la Felt: 45 Handmade Holiday Decorations Amanda Carestio
21 Framing Innocence Lynn Powell
22 Girls to the Front: The True Story of the Riot Grrrl Revolution Sara Marcus
23 Graceling (The Seven Kingdoms, #1) Kristin Cashore
24 Grave Dance (Alex Craft, #2) Kalayna Price
25 Grave Witch (Alex Craft, #1) Kalayna Price
26 Heartless (The Parasol Protectorate, #4) Gail Carriger
27 Heaven’s Spite (Jill Kismet, #5) Lilith Saintcrow
28 Homer & Langley E.L. Doctorow
29 If I Am Missing or Dead: A Sister’s Story of Love, Murder, and Liberation Janine Latus
30 If You Lived Here, You’d Be Home Now Claire LaZebnik
31 Inside Scientology: The Story of America’s Most Secretive Religion Janet Reitman
32 Ironside (The Modern Faerie Tales, #3) Holly Black
33 Kill the Dead (Sandman Slim, #2) Richard Kadrey
34 Legally Blonde Amanda Brown
35 Lips Touch: Three Times Laini Taylor
36 Middlemarch (Signet Classics) George Eliot
37 Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3) Suzanne Collins
38 Murder on the Orient Express (Hercule Poirot #10) Agatha Christie
39 Project X Jim Shepard
40 Read This Next: 500 of the Best Books You’ll Ever Read Sandra Newman
41 Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1) Richard Kadrey
42 Santa Olivia (Santa Olivia, #1) Jacqueline Carey
43 Spooky Little Girl Laurie Notaro
44 Swamplandia! Karen Russell
45 The Birthing House Christopher Ransom
46 The Boy in the Striped Pajamas John Boyne
47 The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao Junot DÃaz
48 The Broken Kingdoms (The Inheritance Trilogy, #2) N.K. Jemisin
49 The Company We Keep: A Husband-and-Wife True-Life Spy Story Robert Baer
50 The Frenzy Francesca Lia Block
51 The Help Kathryn Stockett
52 The Hobbit J.R.R. Tolkien
53 The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms (The Inheritance Trilogy, #1) N.K. Jemisin
54 The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1) Suzanne Collins
55 The Iron King (Iron Fey, #1) Julie Kagawa
56 The Magnolia League (Magnolia League, #1) Katie Crouch
57 The Missing Ink (Tattoo Shop Mystery, #1) Karen E. Olson
58 The Mockingbirds (The Mockingbirds, #1) Daisy Whitney
59 The Nobodies Album Carolyn Parkhurst
60 The Poison Eaters: and Other Stories Holly Black
61 The Psychopath Test: A Journey Through the Madness Industry Jon Ronson
62 The Shining Stephen King
63 The Twisted Thread Charlotte Bacon
64 The Unwritten, Vol. 1: Tommy Taylor and the Bogus Identity Mike Carey
65 The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox Maggie O’Farrell
66 The Wasp Factory Iain M. Banks
67 The White Tiger Aravind Adiga
68 The Woman in Black Susan Hill
69 Theories of International Politics and Zombies Daniel W. Drezner
70 This Lullaby Sarah Dessen
71 Unquiet Spirit (The Gye Journals, #3) Derek Wilson
72 Valiant (Modern Tale of Faerie Series #2) Holly Black
73 What the Dead Know Laura Lippman
74 World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War Max Brooks
75 Zombies Vs. Unicorns Holly Black
I can never decide which book I want, and I hate buying a book and then realizing halfway through that I hate it. I can’t just return it and I’ve wasted money. I wish there were a way I could just borrow a book instead.
You can borrow books and return them if you would just GO THE FUCK TO THE LIBRARY.
Don’t mind me. Just some terrible Edith Wharton humor.
Love this book. Agree with accuracy of new title.
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINYyesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
WIN
I firmly believe that no lover of the vampire-romance genre should skip over the Gran of that genre, Anne Rice. For my money, the first three novels of The Vampire Chronicles is some of the greatest world-building, vampire-making, subversive-gay-plotting fiction on the market. The series becomes huge and unwieldy after a while, and Lestat goes from loveable, amoral rogue to unbearably self-absorbed jackass, but it’s a good ride while it lasts. You can also, of course, see the two terrible, horrible, no-good movies that were based on the books, Interview with a Vampire and Queen of the Damned. One is saved by a very young Kirsten Dunst as Claudia and long-hair-era Brad Pitt as Louis, while the other has Stuart Townsend in a see-through shirt. And that is the only positive thing anyone has ever had to say about that film.
